Blues Name Generator

February 1, 2008 at 4:54 am 4 comments

My friend Ryan recently posted a hilarious list of rules for writing the blues. Rule number 19 says

Make your own Blues name Starter Kit:

  1. Name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.);
  2. First name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.);
  3. Last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.);

Examples: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jakeleg Lemon Johnson, or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not “Kiwi.”)

So I took it at face value and built my own Blues name generator. So far my favorite that it’s come up with is “SARS Mango McKinley or Albino Pineapple Polk”. Let me know what it comes up with for you

Click here for my Blues Name Generator


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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Phil  |  February 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm


    Lazy eye Guava Hayes

  • 2. Next  |  February 13, 2008 at 3:08 am

  • 3. Next  |  February 13, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Sorry, try this

  • 4. eventhorizons  |  February 22, 2008 at 9:48 am

    My new favorite is Scrapie Lime Carter


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